February 2012
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angryboo:
HELLO 911 EMERGENCY? THERE’S A PRETTY GIRL IN MY HOUSE.
Wait a second…Check that. It’s only me.
That awkward moment where you unfriend yet another...
isthatano asked: I liked reading your exchanges with plentifulimageryoftheworld it was sweet. Made me smile as my dash has been filled with rather depressing stuff all evening.
plentifulimageryoftheworld asked: We could! I'd love that. :3 Cuddles in the car? Awww yes. We're headed out now. I love you.
plentifulimageryoftheworld asked: You should come here. It's nice out, we could go for a walk together or I'd take you on a drive. We could get something to eat and go sit at the beach.
plentifulimageryoftheworld asked: I love you. :)
ilove-boobs asked: Where you at?
ilove-boobs asked: How is your day goiing?
ilove-boobs asked: Hello Dar
Watchangryboo:
funghoul:
myspcefamous:
kotahcat:
k1mkardashian:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
WHAT IS THIS
i’m really confused
someone’s looking for attention
how and why is she half black
i think she’s wearing tights it just makes an odd optical illusion
what
someones looking for attention? FUCK YOU, you small minded fucking douchebag. So what if she is? WAHH SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR...
poorhornycat asked: I can get my leg a little bit behind my head but not by much D: I don't want to try right now because both of my knees are still sore.
poorhornycat asked: I am not flexible :c
after-closing-time replied to your photo: i can...
ooh you lucky boy
plentifulimageryoftheworld asked: I think you should bring your cute little butt and come sit in my lap. :)
plentifulimageryoftheworld asked: I thought you should know! It's a nice butt, too. Trust me, I've seen a fair few in my day. *squeeze?* :D
plentifulimageryoftheworld asked: Hello. This is your butt. *pat pat*
plentifulimageryoftheworld asked: *touches your butt*
poorhornycat asked: I wanna see that booty do math
poorhornycat asked: anus-os
poorhornycat asked: my butt is never calm. It just doesn't quit
Forever the awkwardest boner for Mikko Siren
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someone needs to talk to me right now. I'm in a...
fapitalism:
Get on German Amazon to snoop camera prices and...
dramaticgazing:
hamartophilia:
dramaticgazing:
hamartophilia:
We Germans know what’s up! But tbh I’ve never seen this on the front page of amazon…
B-but I don’t know WHY it came up on amazon I just I-I’m so confused I—German Amazon, are you coming onto me?
it’s in the “this is what people are buying rn” cathegory so i guess someone bought a prostate exam-simulator. and while he was...
Germans and Butts
Quin: CHECK TUMBLR
Me: BECAUSE US GERMANS ARE WEIRD OKAY
Quin: THIS IS YOUR HOMELAND OK
Quin: WITH YOUR DAMN
Quin: SCHNITZELS AND ANUSES
Me: ROFL
Me: I'M MORE IRISH ANYWAYS BUT
Me: ANAL-OS
Me: IT'S A CEREAL
Me: IT TURNS MILK BROWN
Quin: CRUNCHY BUTTHOLES
Quin: EVEN BETTER WITH WARM MILK
Me: LIKE COCO PUFFS
Me: LOOK
Me: WE REALLY LIKE BUTTS OKAY
Quin: APARENTLY
Me: WE LIKE DOING THINGS WITH BUTTS
Me: IN PLACES
Me: WITH THOSE BUTTS
Quin: oh god
Quin: OH GOD NO
Me: OH GOD YES
Me: WHERE DO YOU THINK
Me: I GOT MY BUTTOLOGY DEGREE?
Get on German Amazon to snoop camera prices and...
dramaticgazing:
hamartophilia:
We Germans know what’s up! But tbh I’ve never seen this on the front page of amazon…
B-but I don’t know WHY it came up on amazon I just I-I’m so confused I—German Amazon, are you coming onto me?
Get on German Amazon to snoop camera prices and...
p0lylife:
hamartophilia:
what a BARGAIN
moar like BUTTgain!
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Get on German Amazon to snoop camera prices and...